Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
