So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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