Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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