i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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