i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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