I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Mom said you looked used
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Someone came in the potted fern
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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