I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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