I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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