butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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