And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just invented taco cereal.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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