Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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