God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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