I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
