I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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