Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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