i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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