my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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