is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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