Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
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