She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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