I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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