I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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