so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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