she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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