I wish i was in the wii world.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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