Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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