I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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