i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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