The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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