do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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