I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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