When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't deserve a penis
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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