I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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