Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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