so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
