So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dual....:-)
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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