Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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