doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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