I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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