I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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