Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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