I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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