She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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