I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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