he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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