Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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