No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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