Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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