one might say we're banned from that church
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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