i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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