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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas

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(719): View more from Colorado

Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...

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(315): View more from New York

I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.

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(847): View more from Illinois

His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob

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(626): View more from California

What. The. Fuck.

(323): View more from California

You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff

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(310): View more from California

I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic

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