what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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