so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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