is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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