i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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