do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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